listening to: katy perry – if you can afford me
She’d been labeled as ‘mini madge’ by tabloid magazines, has been approached by H&M to design a range of children’s clothing and has apparently been offered a part in the final Harry Potter film, all by the tender age of thirteen.
Browsing the internet, you’ll see claims that Lourdes has always said she wants to be a dancer, would love to be an actress, is the next big style icon, has a boyfriend named Carlo, and there’s probably something out there concerning some kind of scandal. If we assume that most of the rumours are true, Lourdes will be making quite a name for herself in the coming years. I picture her as a bit of a Peaches Geldof type person – jack of all trades, master of none… with a rich mummy. However, obviously Madge will insist that Lourdes has made her own way in the world, and little Lourdes will claim that she doesn’t want or need her mama’s help… until mum pulls through and lands her a film role that experienced, trained and worthy actors would kick old grannies in the tits for.
Luckily, I have faith in the British public, and I’m confident that the majority of us will not allow Lourdes Leon to march into our lives as though she’s the Queen of Pop or something. I have nothing against Lourdes for now, I just want her to earn our respect before she starts prancing around demanding the attention of our seriously overworked paparazzi. Is that too much to ask from Madge Mark 2?
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