1) Kills my good shoes…Unless you wear GOOFY shoes or boots you wear your good work shoes because you think you are impervious, but 3 weeks later your Brooks Brother tassled loafers look like Jed Clampetts shoes
2) Shoveling- Yeah I know ..You have 5 kids why don’t they shovel…Sure and I’ll convince Angelina Jolie to go to Cancun with me.
3) Cuts down on drinking time…Every man’s dream, or at least the ones I know want to spend 1 day a year in a Irish Pub next to a fire getting crushed beyond recognition ( Make sure DYLAN THOMAS isn’t there please) But realistically between kids, wife, shoveling, sleighriding (ouch), you have 17 minutes of drinking time in Tipperary from 10:17 to 10:34…
4) Bad Mood- Snow causes the following things to hate you..Wife, Kids, Relatives, Dogs, Store owners, etc. Especially the wife who doesnt like you anyway, but when your hanging around with a 5 oc’lock shadow, bad mood, no good sports on TV, and freinds in the same boat, and you try chasing her around the house..Then the hate intensifies like the winds of a great Nor’Easter…
5) Did I mention that it cuts down on drinking time ?
And that’s why I hate SNOW….
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