According to the NY Post, my boyfriend, Gerard Butt-ler was spotted with a bevel of beauties last week at Rio de Janeiro’s famed winter Carnival. And nope, I was not among them. (sigh)
But neither was Jennifer Aniston, who is reportedly having a steamy fling with my favorite actor. And what’s worse, one of the Brazilian beauties was seen typing (what was believed to be) Gerry’s number into her cell! Lucky biatch.
Of course, I should probably be more worried that he was seen partying at the Carnival with man-hungry, Madonna. But, I’m not. Madge typically prefers them much younger and more Brazilian.
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