In a battle of genius, the race between Ms. Kesha Lee, the Black Flock Gang, and Hood Shuttlesworth of Shaka Productions begins. Each of Universal Artists, International’s chess pieces is poised at the starting line with the finish clearly marked, clearly defined, and all within reach.
Ms. Kesha Lee of Universal Artists, Int'l.
With rumors of a possible union between Universal Artists, International and Warner Bros. or Sony/BMG, the white hot competition begins to heat up like the heat from 1,000 suns. With the success of Universal Artists, International under the leadership, guidance, and seasoned savvy of chess-master and world diplomat, Joe Stern-McGovern, global agent and President of Universal Artists, International, the agency has bounced back harder than ever from a floundering state to heights previously beyond the scope of imagination, all to the delight of fans and investors worldwide.
Shaka Productions of Universal Artists, Int'l.
Pole position in the vanguard has grown into a battle between the Black Flock Gang, Ms. Kesha Lee, Ms. Fame, and a rising star in his own right, budding rapper from Birmingham, Alabama via the Bronx, Christian Levi aka Christian, for the title of the agency’s heavyweight champion, trampeling previous acts such as Black and Haze, DTA, and the notorious C4 from the hit album, Amerikan Terrorist. Who will rise to the top in the stampede of the quick and the dead, only time will tell in the chaotic far arena, a venue created by the genius of Joe Stern-McGovern in his devious yet bold machinations which would make even the most veteran MBA feel inadequate to say the least.
Joe Stern-McGovern
According to a source, in addition to Warner Bros., Joe Stern-McGovern seems to have pitted the mighty Atlantic Records, Sony Records, Virgin Records, Interscope, and EMI all at each other’s throats in a bid to win the hand of Universal Artists, International. How will he guide this ship as Captain in the journey to its destination? Will he make a thrust into the market through the power and influential name recognition of Universal Artists, International, partner up with a large independent or major, or simply mete out the talent piecemeal? Only Joe Stern-McGovern, master chess player, knows the answer to this question, and it appears he will continue to hold it close to the clothe and veiled until the public least expects it, as is the way of Joe Stern-McGovern and his cohort, Shaka of Shaka Productions.
Preacha Boi: Mouf Piece of da City
With an arsenal of over 2,000 instrumentals, unlimited access to instrumental files, a deep roster of budding artists and producers under lengthy contracts, several powerful websites, at least 3 completed albums of rising repute, and chart topping name recognition, all wait with baited breath in anticipation of news whether the global agency will continue in its own rite or make some lucky investor such as Warner Bros. or Sony the millions of overnight dollars cashed in through Universal Artist, International’s hard work, foresight, and genius of Joe Stern-McGovern and Shaka of Shaka Productions. Another question, will the company remain domestic to the USA or will it go abroad, as is noted with the name, Universal Artists, International.
In the meantime, please look for Ms. Kesha Lee, the Black Flock Gang, Christian Levi, and the featured attraction, Hood Shuttlesworth as the junta gathers for their next stab at the charts with relentless showmanship, talent, hard work, and dedication.
Facts: Hero of the Common Man
In the following months, we do hope you follow the career of Hood Shuttlesworth, leader and Captain of the Black Flock Gang in a series of interviews known as, Hood Shuttlesworth: The Trilogy, in which we explore the life and career of the American icon, both past, present, as well as his ambitions for the future.
For more information on Hood Shuttlesworth, or the Black Flock Gang, please visit them directly at www.myspace.com/blackflockgang, or by writing them at blackflockgang@myspace.com. You can also find them at www.universalartists.net. For questions regarding bookings or for promotion purposes, please write to payments@universalartists.net , www.myspace.com/universalartists, or universalartists@myspace.com. For international bookings or queries, you may reach Joe Stern-McGovern directly through his assistant at joesternmcgovern@myspace.com or at his Myspace, www.myspace.com/joesternmcgovern.
A-Dub the Conqueror
Coming soon to the Universal Artists, International’s blog, A-Dub the Conqueror, as well as Joe Stern-McGovern’s personal experience and reflections in customer service through the journey in his quest for artistic freedom and success, fearturing such miserable failures as, “Walmart: Joyride Gone Wrong” and “Sheraton, Birmingham, AL: Adventures in Hooker Alley”.
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